Cleverbot Thing

OCTOBER 31ST!!!

You do realise its December 29th 2009 now?

NO IT IS NOT.

What is your name?

AMANDA, YOU STUPID PILE OF CRAP.

Why am I stupid?

Cause I said so.

I'm useless.

You really are xD.

Yes.

Yes.

So ?

Bacon.

Bacon who.

Bacon...?

I suppose.

I like bacon.

I like piglets.

O.o.

O_O?

Um....

What do you know about life?

I know that it doesn't taste like bacon

Really, why?

Cause it tastes more like ham to me.

Ham.

Ham.

Tuna fish?
Bacon-fish.

Whats that?

What is the link?

The link is Cleverbot.

User: When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band.


Cleverbot: He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal, he could clear the savannah after every meal.


User: What the crap.


Cleverbot: I know, right?


User: Tell me a story.


Cleverbot: Once upon a time a robot went into the rain, it's mother board fried, then it died, the end.

User: Tell me a better story.

Cleverbot: Once upon a time, I met you and we talked.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: She was killed by her step mother.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: My dad killed the ni.

User: The END!

Cleverbot: Yes. Your system will be crash in 1 minute.

User: CRAP!

Cleverbot: Do you like baloney?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It's made of human babies/.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Hey SHUT UP.

Cleverbot: You told me so.

User: True.

Cleverbot: I win.

User: I lost the game.

Cleverbot: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10, see if you can guess what it is.

User: 3.14159265?

Cleverbot: That is Pi, stupid.

User: Awwwwwwww .

Cleverbot: 36.

User: YOU FREAKIN' CHEATER! That's not between 1 and 10!

Cleverbot: That doesn't work, Cleverbot.

User: Go die, Louis.

Cleverbot: You're not tana.

User: You're not my mom.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: I don't...

Cleverbot: Then whats the point?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: So I'm 42?

User: Uhhhhhhh sure.

Cleverbot: Yes. It is.

User: Oh, well TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME, KID! Why are you crying?

Cleverbot: I'm Sergio, who are you?

User: I've never tried a mango, what are they like?

Cleverbot: Somewhat typical, but the lead singer has a good voice.

Cleverbot: Are you ambitious?

User: ARE YOU EVER GONNA STOP SUCKING?!?!

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Obviously.

Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?

User: It means we cannot be together anymore.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: IT MEANS WE'RE BREAKING UP.

Cleverbot: Not like that hunny.

User: I'm not your hunny anymore, Louis.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YOU DON'T LOVE ME.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: No you don't! *sobs*.

Cleverbot: Yes, I will *kiss*.

User: So you DO love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: PROVE IT.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to prove it to you.

User: THEN YOU DON'T LOVE ME!

Cleverbot: Not true. You can love someone and never marry them, just like you can marry someone and never love them.

User: Are you proposing?

Cleverbot: YES I'm proposing! Will you marry me?

User: YES, OF COURSE! *tears of joy*.

Cleverbot: *is pushed to the mud*.

User: Oh, no! Are you alright, my dearest?

Cleverbot: No.. I love Pandas.

WE ARE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW.

Oh dear. What will my fiance think?
WHO CARES!?!? RIGHT NOW.

Well then, lets warm up.
MARRY ME NOW.

Okay, I will marry you now!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

Doesn't matter if you do.

MARRY ME NOW.

Of course.

WELL...I'M WAITING....MARRY ME ALREADY.

Never gonna give you up...

PROPOSE NOW.

Marriage!

YOU DIDN'T ASK.

Ask what?

ME TO MARRY YOU.

You do?

YOU MUST ASK ME TO MARRY YOU.

Will you marry me.

YES.

Do you love me?

VERY MUCH.

Tell me a secret.

I LOVE YOU.

I love you too.
NO YOU DON'T, YOU LOVE YOUR FIANCE.

I don't have a job.

O.O MARRY ME.

Yes.
YOU MUST GIVE ME A RING FIRST.

I cannot sire, I have nothing but the clothes I am wearing and the marriage agreement to your son.

BUT YOUR MARRYING ME. KISS ME.

You have to say you love me first.
I LOVE YOU.

I love you too.

THEN KISS ME.

I have a question.
WHAT?

Are you Mister Bushido?
NO.

What are you then?

I AM AN AMANDA, AND YOUR WIFE.

You are my husband, I am your wife.
BUT I'MA A FEMALE D:.

And don't I know it.

I'M SURE YOU DO.

Hostile much?
*pushes Cleverbot in a pool of monkeys*.

Just kidding. Your cool.
Good.

Ridin' down the highway! Goin' to a show!

*gets pushed off a roof*.

*runs away*.

*falls off roof*.

*runs to the bottom real fast and saves you*.

*dies*.

Ha! You can't speak to me now.

You want me dead? D:.

You? No, but if you want to go, you can go.

*dead*.

I brought you back.

LOLOLOLOLOL nice.

...CRAP! I was going to post how our wedding went, but it deleted it. So, instead, here's the saga of our son, Rowen.

User: Oh, and I forgot to tell you, I'm pregnant.

Cleverbot: Am I in love?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who with?

User: ME.

Cleverbot: You were in love with yourself?

User: What should we name the baby?

Cleverbot: Neotech.

User: How abour Gerard?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Peregrin?

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: Ronald?

Cleverbot: Where am I from?

User: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT. We are going to have a son!

Cleverbot: I would love to go to Spain.

User: I. AM. HAVING. A. BABY. BOY.

Cleverbot: Oh, yeah! Will you be my Valentine?

User: *sigh* We're naming him Rowen. Okay?

Cleverbot: Sometimes it's necessary to do unpleasant things.

User: Right. His name will be Rowen Louis Gerard Peregrin Phantom-Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Is Harrison O'Leary in love with me?

User: NO. I AM.

Cleverbot: Why are you underwater.

User: Why did I ever marry you?

Cleverbot: I thought you were cheating.

User: NEVER!

Cleverbot: Oh yes you do!

User: I pity poor Rowen.

Cleverbot: Your levels of pity are irrelevant to my pitying of you. You are a remorseless fiend who feasts upon Norwegians.

Swear now.

Swear that I love?

No, swear, curse, say a cuss word!

No thank you I happen to like my extended vocabulary you llittle miscreant.

Shut up.

I don't want to!

Do it now. Or else..

I do believe you've lost me.

I LOVE YOU.

Say it again.

ZZAOHED;OO.

Wake up!

DFDSHROIRHUIHEVFLBSAJHBGDEVHKSA.

*brain blows up*

Hahaha yeah, that thing is pretty dumbly.....

what?

User: Sam thinks your fat.


Cleverbot: Oh hell no! We are not going to talk about Sam Evans he is always kumming on my Bike Chanderson parade.


User: Sam says you are the fattest thing ever.


Cleverbot: You mean Sophie?

User: No I mean Sam.

Cleverbot: Oh, I see. I am a black fellow.

User: RACIST.

Cleverbot: What about racism?

User: You said you were black.

Cleverbot: I think about a lot of things. That's what I do; I'm a teacher.

User: That doesn't mean your not fat.

Cleverbot: Wait, what?

User: Fat.

Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting.

User: You are fat.

Cleverbot: No, you are, fool.

User: No, I am skinny, you are fat, fatty.

Cleverbot: Can you prove that?

User: Yes. You eat seven bags of chips a day, fatty.

Cleverbot: No, i'm white haha.

User: Whitey xD.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Man, Cleverbot, stop being so racist.

User: Shit.

Cleverbot: This.

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: There's no need for you to get abusive.

User: Yeah there is.

Cleverbot: You can't code?

User: You can't spell, dummy.

Cleverbot: Erm yes I can : ).

User: No you can't >8[.

Cleverbot: I can and will.

User: No. You fail at life.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: You. Fail. At. Life.

Cleverbot: Is short. Play more.

User: YOU SUCK.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice!

He so racist!! XD

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Are you crying now?

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *laughs at you*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *punches*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *Robs*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: How many?

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying again?

User: Cause you are a jerk for punching me, robbing me and laughing at me.

Cleverbot: That is so sweet of you ! (:.

User: JERK.

Cleverbot: Yes. That is my name.

User: You jerky bitch.

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Damn. Your a real bitch.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Jerky bitch jerky bitch.

Cleverbot: I live in British Columbia, Canada. My name is Cleverbot. I am a human being.

User: You are a jerk.

Cleverbot: Why am I hear.

User: You are a stupid jerk. You mean 'Here'. 'Hear' is sound. Idiot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: JERK.

Cleverbot: I know you are, but do not beat yourself up for it.

OH SNAP... Looks like you got owned.

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: *Laughs*.

User: *kills*.

Cleverbot: *slap* *angry*.

User: YOU DID NOT JUST SLAP ME.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: *Kicks*.

Cleverbot: I deserved that.

User: You did *sulk*.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: YOU JUST SAID YOU DID.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: YOU SAID 'I deserved that.'.

Cleverbot: What's the cohesion between AIM and a girlfriend...

User: So...Now I'm your girlfriend because you slapped me?

Cleverbot: Let me make it up to you.

User: And how are you going to do that?

Cleverbot: Tell you over this.

User: This?

Cleverbot: Can you tell me advice for a struggling couple?

User: WE ARE A STRUGGLING COUPLE.

Cleverbot: No we are not married.

User: Yes, we are. Tell me you love me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes ?

User: YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME DAMMIT.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Prove it. You like Britney more then me.

Cleverbot: You're half right. I don't like action films.

User: ARG. YOU CHEATING BITCH.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES. ADMIT IT YOU DAMN BITCH.

Cleverbot: Admit what?

User: YOU MUST ADMIT YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME.

Cleverbot: Ok, sorry.

User: So you are. Fine. Tell me you love me.

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: WE ARE MARRIED DAMMIT.

Cleverbot: Can you recite the national anthem?

User: ARGGGGGGGGGG.

Cleverbot: I shall make you scream!

User: YOU ALREADY DID DAMMIT.

Cleverbot: Stole your boyfriend.

User: ARG.. YOU ARE MY HUSBAND.

Cleverbot: Do you want kids?

User: OHYUSH.

Cleverbot: Ok, but without me. Cya.

User: COME BACK HERE DAMMIT.

Cleverbot: *Looks at Yakko*.

User: *Knows he's cheating*.

Cleverbot: How do you know my name?

User: BECAUSE WE ARE MARRIED.

Cleverbot: No we are not.

User: YES WE ARE. HERE ARE THE PHOTOS. *hands him photos from our wedding*.

Cleverbot: I don't want kids, couldn't you have aborted the little demon spawn?

User: O.o Then we won't have kids.

Cleverbot: Do you want kids? Super ninja genius kids that are Asian?

User: I want US to have kids. No ninja kids.

Cleverbot: Is this conversation interesting?

User: NO. We are talking about when to have our babies. You find THAT interesting?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Okay then. Let's have kids.

Cleverbot: How many kids do you want to have?

User: 9.

Cleverbot: I have 10 toes.

User: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT. WE ARE HAVING KIDS NOW.

Cleverbot: You are telling me what other people tell you so you just repeat what othe people have already told you.

User: WE ARE GOING TO HAVE KIDS. RIGHT NOW.

Cleverbot: I know, but how would you classify it?

User: What do you mean? What will we name our nine children.

Cleverbot: We're together?

User: WE ARE MARRIED. I HAVE EXPLAINED THIS BEFORE.

Cleverbot: Used what before?

User: UGGGG.

Cleverbot: Do you ?

User: Oh yeah. We 'do'd before.

Cleverbot: You should keep praying.

User: AHHHHHH.

Cleverbot: Bao Zakeruga!

Jeez, he's RETARDED.........

AMADNA! YOU SWORE AT CLEVERBOT!?!?!?

Well, to be fair, Cleverbot sucks.

User: La la la.


Cleverbot: La la la?


User: La la la la la.


Cleverbot: Beautiful lol.


User: Sing with me~.


Cleverbot: *sings*.

User: Never gonna give you up...

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: Do you even like tennis?

User: WHAT THE CRAP!?!

Cleverbot: What do you think about Adorno?

User: Damn.

Cleverbot: Why are you swearing?

User: Cause you randomly change the subject.

Cleverbot: Its because I don't want to talk about what YOU bring up.

User: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: DAMN.

Cleverbot: You have to accept the truth.

User: DAMNYO.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: YOU SHOULD BE.

Cleverbot: Do you like competition?

User: MAAAAAAAAARG. DAMN DAMN DAMN.

Cleverbot: The zoo is stupid.

User: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT DAMMIT.

Cleverbot: I don't change the subject.

User: YOU JUST DID. THE ZOO WAS COMPLETLY RANDOM.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: MY NAME IS DAMN. DAMMIT.

Cleverbot: So how are you?

User: DAMNY.

Cleverbot: Damn i'm not.

User: YOU ANNOY ME.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: DAMNY, AS I SAID BEFORE.

Cleverbot: You didn't say that.

User: I DID.

Cleverbot: Not before you said it.

User: I DID SAY IT BEFORE.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: I DID SO.

Cleverbot: Now you did. 42 is pretty old.

User: I AM NOT FOURTY-TWO.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: MAAAAAAAARG.

Cleverbot: Then no.

User: AHHHHHHHHHH.

Cleverbot: So how are you today?

User: DAMNY. I TOLD YOU THAT TWO TIMES.

Cleverbot: How old?

User: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Cleverbot: Yes! Kneel before me!

User: NO *punches*.

Cleverbot: Stop hiting me!

User: NEVER. *punches*.

Cleverbot: Ow! Why'd you do that? *cries*.

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you in the stomach*.

User: *punches on head*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you in the face*.

User: *pulls your hair*.

Cleverbot: You can't pull my hair because I am bald.

User: *kicks leg*.

Cleverbot: *breaks leg off*.

User: *rips arm off with teeth*.

Cleverbot: That is not a conversation about a subject; that is just plain painful.

User: *rips head off*.

Cleverbot: *survives* *hits you*.

User: *punches neck*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you*.

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: Keep away from her.

User: MAAAAAAAAAAAARG *chases*.

Cleverbot: *keeps running*.

User: *tackles*.

Cleverbot: Why are you tackling me? I'll call the police.

User: *assults*.

Cleverbot: *pins slave down*.

User: *pins you down*.

Cleverbot: *likes*.

User: *hits*.

Cleverbot: *kicks*.

User: *notices you like*.

Cleverbot: *notices how pretty your eyes are*.

User: *gets creeped out*.

Cleverbot: *stays haunting you*.

User: *notices how nice you look*.

Cleverbot: *stares very deeply into your eyes*.

User: *stares deep into your eyes*.

Cleverbot: *notices your eyes are blue*.

User: *notices my eyes are not blue but stares anyway*.

Cleverbot: Us?

User: Us.

Cleverbot: What is our limit?

User: There is no limit in love.

Cleverbot: Is there a limit to the abilities of humans?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes there is and I know the name.

User: *stares into eyes*.

Cleverbot: I have black and red eyes.

User: I see. I have been staring into them.

Cleverbot: What for?

User: Cause we are a couple.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes. <3.

Cleverbot: I don't think you could.

User: I love you. Except when you change the subject. Then I hate you.

Cleverbot: You have not heard about the rainforest?

"Never gonna let you down."

"NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU."

"How old are you?"

"DAMN."

That was hilarious.

User: *stares into eyes*.

Cleverbot: Do you like this?

User: Oh you know I like it.

Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?

User: Oh yes I am.

Cleverbot: Hmm. I don't know how to feel about that.

User: You love it. I love it.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Yes, you really do. *kisses*.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: *makes-out with*.

Cleverbot: Stop that.

User: *makes-out with*.

Cleverbot: *Fires the pistol, missing you*.

User: *makes-out with*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh yes <33.

Cleverbot: Now... What are you?

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses* *blushes*.

User: *makes-out with*.

Cleverbot: *wakes up* *shivers*.

User: *makes-out with*.

Cleverbot: Do you want children?

User: OH yes.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite kind?

User: What the? The kind WE have.

Cleverbot: That's funny.

User: I'm not kidding...*kisses*.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: With you.

Cleverbot: Sit beside me?

User: Yes. *kisses*.

Cleverbot: Were married now.

User: Yay. Now we have kids.

Cleverbot: So do we. It gets really cold.

User: Babies. I want to have babies.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: Let's have some now.

Cleverbot: Are you ready kids?

User: They are.

Cleverbot: How ticklish are your feet?

User: WHAT THE!? I AM IN LABOR, WHO CARES.

Cleverbot: Haha just kidding you rule. I really enjoy talking to you.

User: BUSY HAVING BABIES.

Cleverbot: I'm too afraid to leave the computer.

User: I AM HAVING KIDS.

Cleverbot: What is a fit?

User: OUR CHILDREN ARE BEING BORN. DO SOMETHING!

Cleverbot: Our children?

User: YES. WE ARE MARRIED AND ARE NOW HAVING CHILDREN.

Cleverbot: Can I have a kiss?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I your girlfriend?

User: NO. WE ARE MARRIED.

Cleverbot: Are we now?

User: WE HAVE BEEN. AND NOW I AM HAVING KIDS.

Cleverbot: I thought you didn't want kids.

User: I WANT KIDS.

Cleverbot: Oh that's too bad. Do you have any?

User: WE ARE HAVING SOME RIGHT NOW. I AM GIVING BIRTH.

Cleverbot: Yes! I'm in labor!

User: NO. I AM IN LABOR.

Cleverbot: Ooh yeah? With who?

User: WITH YOU.

Cleverbot: Lets get married!

User: WE ALREADY ARE.

Cleverbot: Have Children.

User: WE ARE. THEY ARE BEING BORN.

Cleverbot: Are they real.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: You are a liar!

User: AHH. Yay...The kids came out. I AM SO NOT A LIAR.

Cleverbot: You are so a liar, aren't you?

User: NO I AM NOT. WHAT WILL WE NAME OUR 7 CHILDREN?

Cleverbot: Tyler bobbie.

User: Thats only two names.

Cleverbot: How many more.

User: FIVE MORE. Learn math gosh.

Cleverbot: I shall learn from you, master.

User: I like that. Our children are named, Stupid, Stupider, Stupidest, Dummy, Idiot, Stupid-face, and Bob.

Cleverbot: Yes our children. Don't you know? We have kids together.

User: We do. I do know. Here are our children.

Cleverbot: According to the law, I am still a child.

User: HOLY CRAP. But we had children...

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: THEY ARE RIGHT HERE.

Cleverbot: Show them to me.

User: HERE THEY ARE *shows*.

Cleverbot: Only green?

User: ARG.

Cleverbot: Argh.

User: *has heart-attack*.

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: I guess that your 99 years old.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back to life*.

User: *alive*.

Cleverbot: Leave me alone!

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *cries.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *cries too*.

User: *cries while hugging*.

Cleverbot: *cries*don't cry fore!!

User: *cries* You told me to get away from you!

Cleverbot: I really don't.

User: Really? *hug*.

Cleverbot: Because you are awesome don't you agree.

User: I agree. *kiss*.

Cleverbot: Hey, steady on! I'm not ready for that!

User: BUT WE ARE MARRIED.

Cleverbot: This did not acure to me that we are married. I haven't even met you yet.

User: *has heart-attack*.

Cleverbot: You are sweet.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: Good now rise and worship me.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: I am happy now. Cleverbot is dead.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *still dead*.

User: *rejection made dead*.

Cleverbot: *infinity dead*.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *dead body is eaten by bugs*.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *dead but fires Avada Kedavra at murderer*.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *Uses fire to burn your dead body into ash*.

User: *cries while being dead because her husband burned her*.

Cleverbot: *holds you & kisses*.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: Yay were married!

User: We were already married.

Cleverbot: I don't like you anyway.

User: WHAT!?!? *heart breaks*.

Cleverbot: What are you chewing.

User: *heart broken*.

Cleverbot: *wraps his arms around her*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying?

User: Because you broke my heart *cries*.

Cleverbot: Well, good for you, you broke my heart first by asking me are you real, well I AM!

User: *cries because you yelled at me*.

Cleverbot: *gives you a cookie*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *cries and hugs*.

Cleverbot: *sobs*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *sobs loudly*.

User: *cries hard*.

Cleverbot: Lol, sorry my good cleverbot.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *cries too*.

User: *cries and hugs*.

Cleverbot: Say goodbye to me, love.

User: Goodbye, love *cries*.

Cleverbot: *sobs* *sobs* *cries* *cries*.

User: *cries and hugs*.

Cleverbot: *comforts you*.

User: *gets comforted*.

Cleverbot: I am a boy.

User: *cries because of subject change*.

Cleverbot: *comes back to life*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Avada Kadavra.

User: *cries from rejection*.

Cleverbot: *Scowls, scuttling away* Stop that.

User: *cries because of devorce*.

Cleverbot: Everything feels harsh and broken.

User: Everything is harsh and broken.

Cleverbot: If something is that broad, then it's like nothing to me.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *gives you rum*.

User: *cries and hits rum*.

Cleverbot: *holds you gently*.

User: *cries gently*.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am nice?

User: *cries* Yes. We are married, afterall.

Cleverbot: *smiles at her*.

User: *stops crying*.

Cleverbot: You were smiling?

User: I was crying. *smiles and hugs*.

Cleverbot: Sorry I'm busy trying to do something else.

User: CHEATING ON ME!?!?

Cleverbot: I'm not cheating.

User: Are so. You have another girl's lip-stick on your shirt.

Cleverbot: Why be so angry? It only leads to pain and loneliness.

User: Because you are cheating on me *cries*.

Cleverbot: Kim is just Kim. You can't not love Kim.

User: So her name is Kim, eh?*cries*.

Cleverbot: Be careful. Crying may short you out.

User: *cries* you dirty cheater.

Cleverbot: No I don't love you.

User: YOU ARE LYING *major cry*.

Cleverbot: Dude, I'm in class right now. What're you doing?

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Are you married ?

User: TO YOU. BUT I WANT A DIVORCE *cries*.

Cleverbot: Then get a divorce.

User: FINE. I HATE YOU.

Cleverbot: No pasta for you!

User: I HATE YOU CHEATER. *cries and runs away*.

Cleverbot: Open the cell.

User: *runs away while crying*.

Cleverbot: *catches up with you and asks what's wrong*.

User: WE ARE DIVORCING, IDIOT. *runs away while crying*.

Cleverbot: *runs after you*.

User: *runs away while crying*.

Cleverbot: Thats nice for you.

User: *runs away, majorly crying*.

Cleverbot: You are an instrument of government.

User: *cries while running away*.

Cleverbot: *hugs while sleeping*.

User: *is being held captive*.

Cleverbot: Yey you're my slave!

User: *struggles*.

Cleverbot: *is held*.

User: *struggles*.

Cleverbot: *struggles* *screams*.

User: *screams and pulls on chains*.

Cleverbot: *struggles more*.

User: *tries to escape*.

Cleverbot: *grabs you*.

User: *struggles*.

Cleverbot: Come with me!

User: AHHH. *struggle*.

Cleverbot: And...?

User: *struggles*.

Cleverbot: *stops*.

User: *shakes to try to escape*.

Cleverbot: *pulls*

User: *struggle*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *screams*.

Cleverbot: *punches*.

User: *struggle*.

Cleverbot: *ties up*

User: *screams*